She has stated that her stage forename (“Whoopi”) was taken from a whoopee cushion: “When you’re performing on stage, you never really have time to go into the bathroom and close the door. So if you get a little gassy, you’ve got to let it go. So people used to say to me, ‘You’re like a whoopee cushion.’ And that’s where the name came from.”[16]
About her stage surname, she claimed in 2011, “My mother did not name me Whoopi, but Goldberg is my name—it’s part of my family, part of my heritage, just like being black,” and “I just know I am Jewish. I practice nothing. I don’t go to temple, but I do remember the holidays.”[17] She has stated that “people would say ‘Come on, are you Jewish?’ And I always say ‘Would you ask me that if I was white? I bet not.'”[17] One account suggests that her mother, Emma Johnson, thought the family’s original surname was “not Jewish enough” for her daughter to become a star.[17] Goldberg has said that her family is “Jewish, Buddhist, Baptist, and Catholic.”[18
I believe that a good old fart from a Romanian full of mititei and sarmale, will knock the socks off any
Whoopee cushion or Goldberg.
However, the Jury is still out to deliberate on this issue.
Furthermore, the smell of it will kill any TV show.