Exam for Alaska's DEADLIEST troopers

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Exam for Alaska's DEADLIEST troopers:

Q. What does the latest less lethal device consist of?

A. Electric pulse.
B. An eye and nose irritant
C. A boxing glove fired at the suspects scrotum.

Answer: C

Q. You are the cop assigned the smith and weason model 29. A suspect is barricaded in a house. What do you say to him?

A. State troopers. Show me your hands.
B. State troopers with a k9. Speak to me now or you might get bit.
C. Deadly troopers with a 29. Speak to me now or you might get shot.

Answer: C

Q. Which has happened to a bait bear before?

A. Someone opened up on it with a machine gun.
B. Voldo "did it" from behind.
C. It fell in a river and got washed away.

Answer: B

Q. You are trying to get a stranded rock climber to safety. Which is the ideal approach?

A. jump of the cliff with them and use the recoil of your hand cannon to slow your dissent.
B. Throw them a rope and tell them good luck.
C. Your car is secretly a helicopter. Use it to rescue them inspector gadget style.

Answer: A

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