What Vladislav III would say

[Shish-kabob-Forrest]

Just some ideas of what Vladislav III would say to different people if he were alive today or for that matter, what his spirit is probably saying:







To vampire fanatics who claim to believe in vampires:







[b]"I believe in Vampires to. I also staking them in the butt.[/b]



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What he would say to prince Charles:







[b]"You're luck I'm your ancestor and not your first uncle."[/b]



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What he would say about 2 inches Chaney if he caught him with a shotgun:







[b]"AAAAAAA.....RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"[/b]



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What he would say to swingers:







[b]"Where is my fillet knife!"[/b]



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What he would say to Osama Bin Laden:







[b]"Ready or not, here I come."[/b]



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What he would say to Brahm Stoker:







[b]"Thank you. I would still be a nobody if it weren't for you."[/b]



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[Shish-kabob-Forrest]

Vlad. I don't know how some of my sentinces ended up like they did (I didn't write them that way) but I need to edit the post. Isn't there an edit option?

[Vlad]

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