Olympic Funnies

[Vlad]

Don't ya just love the Olympics!

Olympic Funnies

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so
far during the SummerOlympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."In fact you can see it all over
their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well
is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them... Oh, my God, what have I just said?"

Say them slowly, You'll be amazed at how fast you catch on.



*Prepare now for the **Beijing** Olympics.
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) in
English and Chinese*


*
**That's not right!
Sum Ting Wong*
*
**Are you harbouring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding*
*
**See me
ASAP
Kum Hia Nao*
*Stupid Man
Dum Fuk
**
**Small Horse
**Tai Ni Po Ni
**
**Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan**
**
**I bumped into a coffee table!
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
**
**I think you need a face
lift!
**Chin Tu Fat**
** **
**It's very dark in here!
Wai So Dim**
**
**I thought you were on a diet!
Wai Yu Mun Ching
**
**This is a tow away zone!
**No Pah King**
**
**Our meeting is scheduled for next week!
Wai Yu Kum Nao
**
**Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo**
**
**He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka
**
**Your body odour is offe**nsive**
**Yu Stin Ki Pu
**
**Great
** Fa Kin Su Pa** **

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PASS IT ALONG. ** **DON'T LAUGH BY YOURSELF** *

[Shish-kabob-Forrest]

That was good!