Math teacher arrested

[Vlad]

From Dracula's Castle news room gossip:





"Math Teacher Arrested





At New York's Kennedy airport yesterday, an individual


later discovered to be


a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board


a flight while in


possession of a ruler, a protractor, a T-square, a


slide rule, and a


calculator.





At a morning press conference, Attorney General


A Gonzalez said he


believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra


movement. The FBI


is charging him with carrying weapons of math


instruction.





Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They


desire average


solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off


on tangents in a


search of absolute value. They use secret code names


like 'x' and 'y' and


refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have


determined they belong to


a common denominator of the axis of medieval with


coordinates in every


country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to


say, 'There are 3


sides to every triangle'."





When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bash


said, "If God had


wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction,


He would have given


us more fingers and toes".

[Dark Witch]

Nice...


Well-researched-post, Vlad!

[Vlad]

Nice...

Well-researched-post, Vlad!

Oh.YEAH??


Why don't you come up with some of your own??

[Dark Witch]

I liked your post, that's why I laughed and that's why I said it's well-researched. For fun...


I always enjoy reading your posts because you use a variety of topics. Funny, weird, serious bla bla bla.


By the way, how about checking your pm?