{"id":5092,"date":"2021-09-07T04:37:50","date_gmt":"2021-09-07T11:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/?p=5092"},"modified":"2021-09-07T04:38:16","modified_gmt":"2021-09-07T11:38:16","slug":"to-the-ro-government-zeflemeaua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/?p=5092","title":{"rendered":"To the RO GOVERNMENT: &#8220;ZEFLEMEAUA&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ZEFLEMEAUA, de CAMIL PETRESCU Motto: \u201eRom\u00e2nii e de\u015ftep\u0163i!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>C\u00eend va veni sf\u00eer\u015fitul lumii<br \/>\nRom\u00e2nii nu vor fi aten\u0163i<br \/>\nIsus a spus: \u201eTalita kumi\u201c<br \/>\nDar nu pentru incon\u015ftien\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Iar Ziua Domnului, ca ho\u0163ul<br \/>\n\u00cen miez de noapte va sosi<br \/>\nFemeia va dormi, iar so\u0163ul<br \/>\nReviste porno va citi.<\/p>\n<p>N-avem con\u015ftiin\u0163a tragediei<br \/>\n\u015ei totul lu\u0103m \u201e\u00e0 la l\u00e9gere\u201c<br \/>\nNoi, campionii b\u0103\u015fc\u0103liei<br \/>\nAm compromis orice mister.<\/p>\n<p>Avem o scuz\u0103 de fa\u0163ad\u0103:<br \/>\n\u201eLas\u0103, c\u0103 merge \u015fi a\u015fa!\u201c<br \/>\nTr\u0103d\u0103m la primul col\u0163 de strad\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei-apoi \u00eenc\u0103lec\u0103m pe-o \u015fa.<\/p>\n<p>Senza\u0163ia e de plutire<br \/>\nDe infinit para\u015futism<br \/>\nNoi am f\u0103cut mi\u015fto sub\u0163ire<br \/>\n\u015ei de marxism, \u015fi de fascism.<\/p>\n<p>Ce Decebal \u015fi Burebista?<br \/>\nCe patriotul c\u0103rturar?<br \/>\nTr\u0103iasc\u0103 Mi\u0163a Biciclista<br \/>\n\u015ei berea rece la pahar!<\/p>\n<p>Mitic\u0103 ve\u015fnic s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei noi pe l\u00eeng\u0103 el, noroc!<br \/>\nFilozofia cheln\u0103reasc\u0103<br \/>\nE tot pe loc, pe loc, pe loc!<\/p>\n<p>\u00centreaga drojdie se scurse<br \/>\nDin mahalale de Fanar<br \/>\n\u015ei-n loc s\u0103 fim un roib de curse<br \/>\nNoi am ajuns din cal \u2013 m\u0103gar.<\/p>\n<p>Pe primul loc e-njur\u0103tura<br \/>\nEa pentru toate e un leac<br \/>\nSim\u0163i cum \u00ee\u0163i umple toat\u0103 gura<br \/>\nO mo\u015ftenim din veac \u00een veac.<\/p>\n<p>Noi \u201efacem\u201c \u015fi \u201eb\u0103g\u0103m\u201c de-a valma<br \/>\nNoi suduim ne\u00eencetat<br \/>\nIar la acest popor, sudalma<br \/>\nE o religie de stat.<\/p>\n<p>La treburile serioase<br \/>\nNoi nu ne concentr\u0103m destul<br \/>\nAvem o somnolen\u0163\u0103-n oase<br \/>\n\u015ei-o zeflemea de prost fudul.<\/p>\n<p>Si doar la relu\u0103ri de faze<br \/>\nParc\u0103 ne mai trezim pu\u0163in<br \/>\nN-avem profil de kamikaze<br \/>\nTiparul nostru-i byzantin.<\/p>\n<p>Apocalipsa furtunoas\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cei sperie pe p\u0103m\u00eenteni\u2026<br \/>\nPe noi nu ne-o g\u0103si acas\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nVom fi la meci, sau la pomeni.<\/p>\n<p>Aceasta, poate, ne e soarta<br \/>\nS-o tragem \u015fi pe asta-n piep\u0163i<br \/>\nN-ave\u0163i dec\u00eet s\u0103-nchide\u0163i poarta<br \/>\nDac\u0103 tot face ea pe moarta\u2026<br \/>\nHai, c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii e de\u015ftep\u0163i!<\/p>\n<p>Camil Petrescu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ZEFLEMEAUA, de CAMIL PETRESCU Motto: \u201eRom\u00e2nii e de\u015ftep\u0163i!\u201c C\u00eend va veni sf\u00eer\u015fitul lumii Rom\u00e2nii nu vor fi aten\u0163i Isus a spus: \u201eTalita kumi\u201c Dar nu pentru incon\u015ftien\u0163i. Iar Ziua Domnului, ca ho\u0163ul \u00cen miez de noapte va sosi Femeia va dormi, iar so\u0163ul Reviste porno va citi. N-avem con\u015ftiin\u0163a tragediei \u015ei totul lu\u0103m \u201e\u00e0 la l\u00e9gere\u201c Noi, campionii b\u0103\u015fc\u0103liei Am compromis orice mister. Avem o scuz\u0103 de fa\u0163ad\u0103: \u201eLas\u0103, c\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5092"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5092"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5092\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}