{"id":3024,"date":"2019-12-29T08:46:51","date_gmt":"2019-12-29T16:46:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/?p=3024"},"modified":"2020-01-07T00:27:45","modified_gmt":"2020-01-07T08:27:45","slug":"medicul-si-avocatul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/?p=3024","title":{"rendered":"Medicul si avocatul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un medic evreu nu-\u0219i putea g\u0103si de munc\u0103 \u00een SUA, a\u0219a c\u0103 a deschis o clinic\u0103 privat\u0103.<br clear=\"none\" \/>La intrare a afi\u0219at un panou pe care scria:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u00a0\u201eTratamentul cost\u0103 20 de dolari, \u00een caz c\u0103 boala nu v\u0103 trece, v\u0103 vom returna 100 de dolari.\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Un avocat, consider\u00e2nd o bun\u0103 ocazie de a face rost de 100 de dolari, intr\u0103 \u00een clinic\u0103.<br clear=\"none\" \/>Avocatul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u201eMi-am pierdut gustul.\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Evreul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u00a0\u201eSor\u0103, adu medicamentul din cutia nr. 22 \u0219i picura\u021bi-i pacientului \u00een gur\u0103 3 pic\u0103turi.\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Avocatul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u00a0\u201ePtiu, este benzin\u0103!\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Evreul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u00a0\u201eFelicit\u0103ri, v-a\u021bi rec\u0103p\u0103tat gustul, v\u0103 cost\u0103 20 de dolari.\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Pl\u0103te\u0219te iritat avocatul \u0219i pleac\u0103 clocind o r\u0103zbunare\u2026<br clear=\"none\" \/>Vine \u00eenapoi a doua zi.<br clear=\"none\" \/>Avocatul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u201eMi-a disp\u0103rut memoria, nu-mi mai amintesc nimic.<br clear=\"none\" \/>Evreul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u201eSor\u0103, adu medicamentul din cutia nr. 22 \u0219i picura\u021bi-i pacientului \u00een gur\u0103 3 pic\u0103turi.\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Avocatul, enervat:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u201eNuuu, c\u0103 acolo este benzin\u0103\u2026 mi-a\u021bi dat \u0219i ieri.\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Evreul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u201eFelicit\u0103ri, v-a\u021bi rec\u0103p\u0103tat memoria, v\u0103 cost\u0103 20 de dolari.\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Avocatul, gata s\u0103 plezneasc\u0103 de nervi, pl\u0103te\u0219te cei 20 de dolari, dar se \u00eentoarce a treia zi pentru a recupera banii.<br clear=\"none\" \/>Avocatul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u201eAm o vedere foarte proast\u0103, aproape c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 v\u0103d nimic.\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Evreul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u00a0\u201eDin p\u0103cate nu am nimic pentru tratarea acestei boli. Pofti\u021bi cei o sut\u0103 de dolari.\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Avocatul, fericit, ia bancnota, dar\u2026 c\u00e2nd se uita vede c\u0103-i de 20 de dolari\u2026<br clear=\"none\" \/>Avocatul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u201eDar\u2026 nu sunt dec\u00e2t 20 de dolari!\u201d<br clear=\"none\" \/>Evreul:<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u201eFelicit\u0103ri, v-a\u021bi rec\u0103p\u0103tat vederea, v\u0103 cost\u0103 20 de dolari.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un medic evreu nu-\u0219i putea g\u0103si de munc\u0103 \u00een SUA, a\u0219a c\u0103 a deschis o clinic\u0103 privat\u0103.La intrare a afi\u0219at un panou pe care scria:\u00a0\u201eTratamentul cost\u0103 20 de dolari, \u00een caz c\u0103 boala nu v\u0103 trece, v\u0103 vom returna 100 de dolari.\u201dUn avocat, consider\u00e2nd o bun\u0103 ocazie de a face rost de 100 de dolari, intr\u0103 \u00een clinic\u0103.Avocatul:\u201eMi-am pierdut gustul.\u201dEvreul:\u00a0\u201eSor\u0103, adu medicamentul din cutia nr. 22 \u0219i picura\u021bi-i pacientului \u00een&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3024"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3024"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3024\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}