{"id":2819,"date":"2019-12-03T23:24:18","date_gmt":"2019-12-04T07:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/?p=2819"},"modified":"2019-12-07T09:01:48","modified_gmt":"2019-12-07T17:01:48","slug":"2819","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/?p=2819","title":{"rendered":"E de mirare ca nu ne vom intelege niciodata?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A nins \u00een America .<br \/>\nCe a scris prietenul nostru din America<\/p>\n<p>Ce diminea\u021b\u0103 &#8230; Formidabil! A nins!<\/p>\n<p>8:00 Am f\u0103cut un om de z\u0103pad\u0103.<br \/>\n8:10 O feminist\u0103 a trecut \u0219i m-a \u00eentrebat de ce nu am f\u0103cut o femeie de z\u0103pad\u0103.<br \/>\n8:15 Am f\u0103cut \u0219i o femeie de z\u0103pad\u0103.<br \/>\n8:17 Doica vecinilor zice c\u0103 s\u00e2nii femeii de z\u0103pad\u0103 sunt prea voluptuo\u0219i<br \/>\n8:20 T\u00e2n\u0103rul gay din apropiere a murmurat c\u0103 ar fi putut fi doi oameni de z\u0103pad\u0103, \u00een loc de o pereche.<br \/>\n8:25 Veganii de la num\u0103rul 12 s-au pl\u00e2ns de nas. &#8220;Morcovii sunt pentru hran\u0103, nu pentru decorarea figurilor de z\u0103pad\u0103.&#8221;<br \/>\n8:28 Sunt numit rasist, deoarece perechea de z\u0103pad\u0103 este alb\u0103.<br \/>\n8:33 Musulmanul de la col\u021bul str\u0103zii dore\u0219te ca femeia de z\u0103pad\u0103 s\u0103 poarte un voal.<br \/>\n8:40 Cineva cheam\u0103 poli\u021bia. Un echipaj vine pentru a vedea ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103.<br \/>\n8:42 Imi spun c\u0103 coada m\u0103turii din m\u00e2na omului de z\u0103pad\u0103 trebuie \u00eendep\u0103rtat\u0103 deoarece ar putea fi folosit\u0103 ca arm\u0103 alb\u0103.<br \/>\n8:47 Lucrurile se \u00eenr\u0103ut\u0103\u021besc dup\u0103 ce morm\u0103i: &#8220;Da, dac\u0103 e \u00een fundul t\u0103u.&#8221;<br \/>\n8:52 Telefonul meu \u0219i m\u0103tura sunt apoi confiscate \u0219i sunt luat \u00eentr-o ma\u0219in\u0103 de poli\u021bie.<br \/>\n8:53 Vecinii mei aplaud\u0103.<br \/>\n9:00 La \u0219tiri sunt prezentat ca presupus terorist care creaz\u0103 probleme \u00een timpul acestor condi\u021bii dificile de iarn\u0103.<br \/>\n9:10 Sunt interogat dac\u0103 am vreun complice.<br \/>\n9:29 Un grup jihadist mai pu\u021bin cunoscut sus\u021bine c\u0103 a fost complotul lor.<\/p>\n<p>Ninge si la voi ???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A nins \u00een America . Ce a scris prietenul nostru din America Ce diminea\u021b\u0103 &#8230; Formidabil! A nins! 8:00 Am f\u0103cut un om de z\u0103pad\u0103. 8:10 O feminist\u0103 a trecut \u0219i m-a \u00eentrebat de ce nu am f\u0103cut o femeie de z\u0103pad\u0103. 8:15 Am f\u0103cut \u0219i o femeie de z\u0103pad\u0103. 8:17 Doica vecinilor zice c\u0103 s\u00e2nii femeii de z\u0103pad\u0103 sunt prea voluptuo\u0219i 8:20 T\u00e2n\u0103rul gay din apropiere a murmurat c\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/draculascastle.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}