The economy is so bad that:
> I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
> I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
> If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
> Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
> McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
> Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.
> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
> D.ick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
> Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
> The Mafia is laying off judges.
> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
> Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Don't worry. Be Happy.
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the same
still the same the economy nothing getting better i think its getting worst.
Re: the same
Dear Allyson,allyson08 wrote:still the same the economy nothing getting better i think its getting worst.
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Re: The Economy
webmaster wrote:The economy is so bad that:
> I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
> I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
> If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
> Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
> McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
> Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.
> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
> D.ick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
> Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
> The Mafia is laying off judges.
> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
> Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Don't worry. Be Happy.
How could be some one be happy in such a a bad economy i lost my 3 jobs in last 3 months and i am jobless fro about 2-3 weeks so there is no way i could be happy in this situation.
Re: The Economy
Welcome to the CLUB !jimmmarks wrote:webmaster wrote:The economy is so bad that:
> I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
> I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
> If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
> Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
> McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
> Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.
> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
> D.ick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
> Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
> The Mafia is laying off judges.
> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
> Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Don't worry. Be Happy.
How could be some one be happy in such a a bad economy i lost my 3 jobs in last 3 months and i am jobless fro about 2-3 weeks so there is no way i could be happy in this situation.
Did you consider an OCCUPY venue??
Let's OCCUPY the banks, and insurance companies, those leeches which su c k us dry, and then ask for more.
The entities that take money out of our pockets and don't give JACK DIDDLY SQUAT, in return.
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